"If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese." - Ted Nugent

"On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime." - Unknown

"On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence." - William Jennings Bryan

"Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty." - Michael Dresser