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"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" - Lilly Tomlin
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"When I hear somebody sigh that 'life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'" - Sydney J Harris
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"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen
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"Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?" - Bob Monkhouse
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"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." - Fran Lebowitz
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"Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it." - Anonymous
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"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." - Brendan Gill
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"The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down." - Flip Wilson
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"People are living longer now, they have to - who can afford to die?" - Unknown
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"All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed." - Sean O'Casey
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