"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" - Lilly Tomlin

"When I hear somebody sigh that 'life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'" - Sydney J Harris

"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

"Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?" - Bob Monkhouse

"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." - Fran Lebowitz

"Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it." - Anonymous

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." - Brendan Gill

"The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down." - Flip Wilson

"People are living longer now, they have to - who can afford to die?" - Unknown

"All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed." - Sean O'Casey