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"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened?" - Cora Harvey Armstrong
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"People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." - Doug Larson
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"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen
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"After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head." - Washington Irving
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"We are only young once. That is all society can stand." - Bob Bowen
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"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." - Bill Vaughan
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"The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men." - Colleen McCullough
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"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." - Charles M Schulz
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"Be kind to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home one day." - Unknown
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"A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating." - Arnold Bennett
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