"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat." - Erma Bombeck

"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest." - Erma Bombeck

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe

"Misfortune shows those who are not really friends." - Aristotle

"No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each others worth." - Robert Southey

"Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing." - Benjamin Franklin

"We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them." - Evelyn Waugh

"No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted." - Aesop

"Little kindness' and courtesies are so important. In relationships, the little things are the big things." - Stephen Covey

"All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you." - Wayne Dyer