"Hurry up, Clark. I'm freezing my baguettes off. (Art)" - Christmas Vacation

"He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish. (Eddie)" - Christmas Vacation

"Well I'm gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season. (Clark W. Griswold)" - Christmas Vacation

"I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas. (Clark W. Griswold)" - Christmas Vacation

"Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back? (Eddie)" - Christmas Vacation

"Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down. (Ellen Griswold) That's all part of the experience, honey. (Clark W. Griswold)" - Christmas Vacation

"Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is? (Audrey) Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic. (Ellen Griswold)" - Christmas Vacation

"Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel? (Audrey)" - Christmas Vacation