"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." - Mark Twain

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain

"The person who has had a bull by the tail once has learned 60 or 70 times as much as a person who hasn't." - Mark Twain

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." - Mark Twain