"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West

"A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up." - Mae West

"I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them." - Mae West

"I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it." - Mae West

"Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring." - Mae West

"A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him." - Mae West

"When women go wrong, men go right after them." - Mae West

"If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning." - Mae West

"A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction." - Mae West

"It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men." - Mae West