"Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody reads." - George Bernard Shaw

"Lack of money is the root of all evil." - George Bernard Shaw

"Every man over forty is a scoundrel." - George Bernard Shaw

"Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does." - George Bernard Shaw

"A day's work is a day's work, neither more nor less, and the man who does it needs a day's sustenance, a night's repose and due leisure, whether he be painter or ploughman." - George Bernard Shaw

"Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them." - George Bernard Shaw

"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve." - George Bernard Shaw

"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." - George Bernard Shaw

"Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week." - George Bernard Shaw

"Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich--something for nothing." - George Bernard Shaw