Funny Valentine Quotes Laugh at Love
Funny valentine quotes - thank goodness. Haven't we all had enough of that grumpy armed cherub? Of sappy cards and marathon love ballads? And of passionate love strong enough to catapult lovers over cliffs and under common sense's radar?
As Old Blue Eyes (Frank Sinatra) so eloquently sung, his funny valentine had looks that were laughable, and a face that was unphotographable. Yet, to him, she was a work of art, and shouldn't dare change one hair. How refreshing, huh? To know that there are people out there that will love you, even though you're as ugly as a bullfrog with buck teeth and a wart problem.
When couples laugh together, and reminisce
about those laughs, they feel a sense of closeness - almost immediately. No matter their troubles, a good laugh
can only improve the situation.
It doesn't have to be Valentine's Day to enjoy funny quotes. You only need to have a sense of humor that melds your funny, cute love with Valentine's Day quotations.
Your Top Ten Funny Valentine Quotes:
"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. " - Tracy Smith
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Unknown
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - Anonymous
"Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me." - Sarah Bernhardt
Also see: Love Quotes
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." - Winnie the Pooh
Also see: Best Cute Love Quotes, Funny Cute Teen Quotes, Funny Love Teen Quotes, Love Quotes, Romantic Quotes, Teen Love Quotes, Valentine Quotes, Very Sweet Love Quotes
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein
Also see: Best Cute Love Quotes, Friendship and Love Quotes, Love Quotes
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! " - Maryon Pearson
"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." - Unknown
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" - Lilly Tomlin
Also see: Funny Life Quotes, Funny Love Teen Quotes
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