Funny TV Quotes Forever Syndicated
Funny TV quotes prove that there are few things that attract viewers to the small screen like humor. Sitcoms top syndication lists, and warrant multiple viewings...with more vigorous laughter each time.
New comedy shows keep us guessing, while the old favorites, like I Love Lucy, Three's Company, Cheers, Seinfeld, and Friends are like old, off-color friends. We identify with the characters, not only because they have found a way to mirror pieces of ourselves, but because they take us through our wind-downs after work, rainy afternoon marathon viewings, and late-night screenings with Dagwood sandwiches and eight scoop ice cream sundaes.
So go ahead...snort like Chrissy Snow (Three's
Company) or Steve Urkel (Family Matters); shoot it through the nose like Fran Fine (The Nanny) or Janice Hosenstein Litman Goralnik (Friends). Or, if you feel like
really letting loose, let it fly like Jerry's girlfriend Naomi (Seinfeld), whose laugh was purportedly likened to "Elmer Fudd sitting on a
juicer."
No matter your favorite uproarious TV show, you're sure to find a quote from it here, in funny TV quotations.
And who knows, you
might even find some TV quotes that are new to you...to guide you in your
search for new boobs on the tube.
Your Top Ten Funny TV Quotes:
"Love is not only blind but stupid. (Al Bundy)" - Married with Children
"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. (Homer Simpson)" - Simpsons
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away. (Jerry Seinfeld)" - Seinfeld
"To me the hardest part of being a professional football player is on the one hand you're a millionaire on the other they blow a whistle and you have to run around after a football. (Jerry Seinfeld)" - Seinfeld
"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded." - Jay Leno
"Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don't approach strange women. (George Costanza)" - Seinfeld
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out." (Jerry Seinfeld)" - Seinfeld
"Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich. (Jerry Seinfeld)" - Seinfeld
"Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub." - Simpsons
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"Trying is the first step towards failure. (Homer Simpson)" - Simpsons
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There are literally 100's of Funny TV Quotes out there and this list will be a forever growing list.If you know any funny quotes from your favorite TV show that are missing on this list, please send them through and we will gladly add them.