Funny Sister Quotes Offer Comic Belief
Funny sister quotes drive home the idea that family ties are universal, relatable, and can be humorously frustrating. Once you believe this common truth, you can partake in the comic relief, and belief, found here.
No matter if your family ties are made from braided steel cable or cotton thread, these sister quotes are funny enough to beg you to reflect on your relationship with your own sister.
Remember when you and your sister dropped the Christmas ham in the toilet after pouring off the fat? How about the time you crank-called her cheating boyfriend? Or the home perm?
Or, your more vivid memories of your sister
might involve shoe, sweater, and boyfriend stealing. Maybe your parents favored her. To them, she was sugar and spice and everything nice. To you, she was vinegar and lice and
cold like ice.
No matter your rapport with your sister, there's no denying that fun can be poked at any sibling relationship.
Those with funny sisters have written quotes that will swing from the branches of your own family tree...to reinforce the hilarity that you and your sister often find yourselves seeped in, or to unite all readers that have ever wanted to pull out their sister's hair and shove it down her throat.
Your Top Ten Funny Sister Quotes:
"Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there." - Amy Li
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"If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and won't catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater." - Pam Brown
"Never let an angry sister comb your hair." - Patricia McCann
"If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child." - Linda Sunshine
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." - Unknown
"A younger sister is someone to use as a guinea-pig in trying sledges and experimental go-carts. Someone to send on messages to Mum. But someone who needs you - who comes to you with bumped heads, grazed knees, tales of persecution. Someone who trusts you to defend her. Someone who thinks you know the answers to almost everything." - Pam Brown
"Two scorpions living in the same hole will get along better than two sisters in the same house." - Arabian Proverb
"Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers." - Pam Brown
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"More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good." - Linda Sunshine
"She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child." - Barbara Alpert
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