Funny Mothers Day Quotes for the Fun Mom
A funny mom cares about her family's entertainment, and will appreciate a sampling of funny Mothers Day quotes.
Funny Mothers Day Quotes Return the Favor
Has your mother made you laugh when you were down? Did she lighten your load with giggles and tickles when your first grade best friend ditched you for a pencil-chewing cookie-holic?
Or did she do a spot-on imitation of the overgrown yetis who out-scored your team during the big game?
Is she always the life of the party? Sure to wear the most shocking costume, tell the best jokes, and be the breath of fresh air that family and friends are craving?
If your mother answers life's hardships with humor, then funny quotes for Mothers Day are for her.
Funny Mothers Day Quotes - Better than a Blender
Your mother doesn't want another vase of allergy-inducing flowers that cost as much as a compact car. She doesn't want another "#1 Mom" shot glass, or the knickknack that could push her shelf over the edge, and off the wall. She doesn't want an ironing board, a vacuum cleaner, a blender, an auto club renewal, or a subscription to Retirement Weekly.Your funny mother wants a funny Mothers Day quote in an ecard. She wants a recital of funny Mothers Day quotes over lunch at her favorite restaurant. She wants to know that her kid has inherited her wit and humor. She wants your time...and your undivided attention to her hilarious antics.
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Your Top Ten Funny Mothers Day Quotes:
"I know how to do anything - I'm a Mom." - Roseanne Barr
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"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after." - Peter De Vries
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"God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers." - Hebrew Proverb
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"Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." - Unknown
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"Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him." - Erma Bombeck
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"Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born." - Erma Bombeck
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"The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. 'Yes', she replied 'but not the same ones.'" - David Finkelstein
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"There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it." - Chinese proverb
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"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease." - Lisa Alther
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