Funny Life Quotes: The Best of Times
Funny life quotes prove that if you can laugh, all the rest is more bearable.
Can you imagine life without funny life quotes, or the stuff they're made of?
Like...
Your 6-year-old telling your priest that you're wearing a thong?
Your boyfriend throwing you a surprise birthday party, on the same day you had your eyes dilated, your hair permed, and that strange growth burned off of the end of your nose?
Your soon-to-be-wife vowing to love, honor, and chastise you, until death do you part? And its ending up on You Tube?
Or going to work as usual, only to find your computer keys switched, your rolling chair rubber-banded to your desk, and your voicemail message changed to, "Hello, Jack's not in right now. He's busy eating free office pretzels and sucking up to the boss"?
Funny Life Quotes: Life is Like a Box of Chocolate Sauce
Whether mulling over embarrassing moments, or sharing larger-than-life stories with friends, funny quotes about life remind us that life without humor would be like life without breath.
Funny life quotes understand that life is messy. Like a box of chocolate sauce, the best, sweetest parts ooze out of the cracks and color everything that could be taken too seriously. For now, allow our funny quotes about living life be your chocolate sauce. And soon, you'll be remembering and creating sweet, hilarious abandon of your own.
Your Top Ten Funny Life Quotes:
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - Anonymous
"After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER."" - Willliam S Burroughs
"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain." - Dolly Parton
"When I hear somebody sigh that 'life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'" - Sydney J Harris
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat." - Lilly Tomlin
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
Also see: Cute Life Quotes, Famous Life Quotes, Life Quotes, Short Quotes About Life
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent." - R D Laing
"My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump
Also see: Famous Life Quotes
"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." - George Carlin
"Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first." - Benjamin Franklin
Also see: New Year Quotes