Funny Friendship Quotes to Stitch you up
A good friend will hold your hair while you pay for the night's festivities.
A good friend will change your bandages after cosmetic surgery and tell the garden club that you've come down with the twenty-one day flu.
A good friend will never overlook an open barn door on your pants or a leaf of spinach in your teeth. And for all that, they deserve a good laugh.
When you find a good friend that has a sense of humor, it's like
finding fat-free ice cream that tastes good, or a hair regrowth foam that does
more than shine the cue ball. It's like
seeing a movie that has drama, suspense, romance, and humor...for free.
'It's knowing that when your world is crumbling, your friend knows you well enough to remedy your ailments with a good laugh.'
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"If you lend a friend five dollars and never see him again it was worth it." - Unknown
"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." - Jim Hayes
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"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." - Anonymous
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer
"I misplaced our Christmas list. Now I haven't the slightest idea who our friends are." - Unknown
"A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
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"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them." - Edwin Arlington Robinson
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"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." - Silican proverb
"Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." - Anonymous
"Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." - Spike Milligan
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