Funny Family Quotes: Giggles go Genetic
Funny family quotes prove that kin can spark a light within, but more often, require thick skin, can send us to the loony bin, or force us to turn to sloe gin.
No one can make this stuff up. Funny quotes about family speak with sincerity, as well as hilarity.
Have an uncle who's a passionate reptile taxidermist? Or an aunt who crochets everything from six-toed socks to toothbrush covers? Have a nephew who collects costume jewelry and speaks to the dead about the latest fashion trends? Well, join the crowd.
"Every family tree always produces nuts."
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From Funky to Funny
All it takes is that one perfect funny family quote to transform your view. Suddenly, Grandpa's Speedo is an energy-efficient way to cut down on laundry and air conditioning. And Grandma's blue rinse is the inspiration for Lady Gaga's next stage costume.
Your sister's punk boyfriend is suddenly showing rad brother-in-law potential. Your mom's ham loaf, with careful and considerate chewing, proves to be a decent balance of explosive taste and nutrition. And yes, even your mother-in-law's prodding begins to sound like sensible advice.
Your Top Ten Funny Family Quotes:
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold." - Ogden Nash
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"A guest never knows how much to laugh at a family joke." - Unknown
"Having a big family around is a good way to make sure thee will always be someone to answer the phone - and forget the message." - Unknown
"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is." - Erma Bombeck
"Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they usually do a good pruning job." - O A Battista
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"A family vacation is one where you arrive with five bags, four kids and seven I-thought-you-packed-its." - Ivern Ball
"He that has no fools, knaves nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning." - Thomas Fuller
"I advise thee to visit thy relations and friends; but I advise thee not to live too near to them." - Thomas Fuller
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"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck