Funny Christmas Quotes, Holiday Hilarity
You've been there:
Tangled in a string of 300 mini lights while your neighbor's gumdrop shaped bushes blink a rhythmic mockery of multi-colored cadence. Hiding in your car outside a holiday party, transferring store-bought sugar cookies to your grandmother's antique serving dish.
Focusing on your child's Christmas show through the lens of a video camera when you notice that you've sewn the wings backwards onto her angel costume.
Eating stale cookies and drinking warm milk
by the fireplace at 2 a.m., while you learn Chinese from a 46-page set of
assembly instructions.
Funny Christmas quotes understand that there's not much you can do but laugh at yourself during the holidays. The other option? Go completely insane.
I think most folks would agree that the
Christmas season has evolved to be the most stressful, but yet few have come in
search of funny Christmas quotes. Let's work to gather the world around funny quotes about
Christmas...before this holiday finds its celebrators in a bleak, hopeless
place...the place where fruitcakes go to die.
Your Top Ten Funny Christmas Quotes:
"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa." - Bart Simpson
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"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year." - Victor Borge
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." - Bernard Manning
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money." - Unknown
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ." - Bart Simpson
"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny Carson
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
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"Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven." - W C Fields
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"Christmas Shopping: Wouldn't it be wonderful to find one gift that you didn't have to dust, that had to be used right away, that was practical, fit everyone, was personal and would be remembered for a long time? I penciled in "Gift certificate for a flu shot."" - Erma Bombeck
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"Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present." - Anonymous
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