Funny Birthday Quotes Laugh at Age
Funny birthday quotes mean a lot of different things for a whole range of people.
But overwhelmingly, we've found that humorous birthday quotes are used to make fun of people who are climbing over the crest of that proverbial hill before their friends.
You know the one...the oldest one in the group. The one you praise for having wisdom, insight, a good listening ear, great wrinkle cream, or a comb-over that's almost undetectable.
So whether you're looking for a funny 50th birthday quote to poke fun, or funny birthday sayings to get the party started,
or a funny birthday quote to send to that treasured friend or family member
with an amazing sense of humor, you've found them all.
Your Top Ten Funny Birthday Quotes:
"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature." - Dave Barry
Also see: Funny Cute Teen Quotes
"Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." - Pope John XXIII
Also see: 50th Birthday Quotes
"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'." - Steven Wright
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Jack Benny
Also see: 40th Birthday Quotes, 50th Birthday Quotes, Birthday Quotes
"If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself." - Ubie Blake
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. " - Larry Lorenzoni
"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." - Sam Ewing
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." - Sir Norman Wisdom
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