Steven Wright Quotes, Reader-Rated
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"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'." - Steven Wright
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright
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